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This section contains exactly what it says, seriously. We have gathered it all by our own brains. If you have any completely
useless information please e-mail me at the "Contact Me" section and give me the info and your name and I will post
it. Please put "CUI" in the subject line. Thanks ~Channing~
(following submitted by Okto)
*whenever i say somthin, its
automatically compyrighted
*canada is like acid
*the coolest word EVER is awesome. followed by killer,
sweet, schway, beets, hep, four and fhqwgads.
*the resolution of my desktop is currently 1280x1024. the bit depth
is 32 bpp. the refresh rate is 75 hz.
*song number 666 in my playlist is The Prodigy - Fuel My Fire. song
number 42 is Anita Ward - Ring My Bell (Drupani rmx).
*i own sixteen coats and jackets.
*belgium does not exist.
(following submitted by Curt)
*42 is the answer
to Life, the Universe, and Everything
*CHANNING REALLY HATES IT WHEN I TYPE IN CAPS!!!!!!!!
*i am writing this
at 3:41am EST because i am totally unable to get to sleep
*Bob is the Coolest name ever
*my town is incredibly
ghetto... so ghetto in fact, that i invented this little song about how bad our marching band is:
We're the Aberdeen Marching Band
we can't march, so watch us stand
we cant even count to three,
and for some reason everyone hates me....
*shillelagh
is one of the coolest words we ever stole from another language
*i was going to write something really clever here,
but then i forgot what i was doing...
*for our school spirit week next year, i plan on wearing lib spikes, and dress
up with Celtic war paint and a kilt... i will also go around school talking like William Wallace all day
*the previous
statement was inspired by all the cool people on the FIF chat room
*i live in my own little world... but dont worry,
they know me there
*the following are several miscellaneous words that have no definite meaning, but are still a part
of my daily vocabulary: zark, toodlingfrood, swut, joojooflop, turlingdrome, querg, barjook, dingeltwad, gweem, forp, mongreese,
visdrol, fallmorik, gaxrom, loomtop, waquing, reetny, sadfilious, pomegranite, ziquid, lunart, orange, weecprongle, mevgroom,
frice, leemoping, dush, chad, gorbit, wakthrow, huvgrang, jimpweox, raznofneer, neegirk, xaswood, melon, vasgoneestro, and
of course, the almighty Dueggen
*i made up 80% of those words on the spot
*no animals (or Ravenous Bug-blatter
Beasts from Traal) were harmed in the making of this rant... except for that one.... *CRASH* *gurgling noises*......
oops....
*my grandmother gave me two packs of gel pens for christmas
*ich spreche Deutsch!
*my ink pot
is almost empty
*staying up all night when you are sick is not very good for your health
*im probably going
to stay up all night writing this weekprongle
*this useless zarquad is going to be put on the Completely Useless Information
page of a site that was made by probably one of, if not my best friend in the world, (aka, channing) and will further some
unforseen plan to take over the world and repopulate mars with dingletwads
*when my friend adrian palacio takes over
the world, hes going to let me rule all of europe. once in power, my first action will be to banish France to Easter Island
for being a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys... my second action will to establish the Remodeling Era of Britain...
it shall become a giant night club
*im getting really tired
*you probably are too by the time you get to this
point
*i just died for the nth time on the Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past for the GBA
*this STILL isnt long
enough
*i am hopefully going to let this continue for ever...
*channing has my permission to edit any of this
that she sees as not entirely unnecessary and unpointless... EXCEPT for my funny words... those HAVE to stay...
*i
think im done now....
*yeah
*i am
*g'nite
*bye....
*; )
*yes, i tried to see exactly
how long i could make this dueggen without you giving up on seeing it till the end...
*which isnt here yet
*no
wait
*yes it is.....
*heheh... yeah, this time im seriously done. i hope you enjoyed your little excursion into
my little wakthrow of neegirks... i know i enjoyed watching you flounder in bewilderment, (j/k).... well all you little toodlingfroods
that read this dueggen better have enjoyed it... im gone for now... later
*Curtis Dufour.... the coolest
guy in the world. CMD
(that's all of Curt's stuff... hehe)
*Pumpernickel.... say it... pumpernickel
*when Michelle has hat hair, she can brush
it out and it will be really fluffy, but it's not hat hair.
*Bob is a cool name
*so is Joe
*Whenever
Michelle was looking at her penguins she was all looking at the tags and stuff, she saw it said "Perry Penguin" and she was
all like "cool", so she named it Jason.
*Michelle says she's going to call everybody, but then she realizes, she doesn't
have their #'s.
*Paradigm is a cool word.
(following submitted by Anthony)
*Christmas is a time for
sitting in front of a dead tree eating candy out of old socks.
*Expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected expected.
*A ball of solid glass will bounce higher than a ball of solid rubber.
*Weedeaters don't start very easy if
you put too much oil in the fuel mixture.
*A hairbreadth is equal to 1/48 of an inch.
*Heat is not the same
thing as Temperature!
*You are just as likely to die falling out of bed as you are getting hit by lightning.
*I
was bored, so I put grass on my radio.
*The third integral of x^4 is x^7/210
(that's all of Anthony's stuff)
*Cabbage
is second least favorite veggie in the U.S., turnips the most despised.
*Lettuce is the only veggie/fruit that is
ONLY sold fresh and no other way.
*There is such thing as lobster ice cream.
*One of my life goals is for
my phrase to be used by everyone, here it is:
"Mail on the lawn."
Reason: I was riding with my friend home
one day, and i go, out of nowhere: "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if instead of putting mail in your mailbox, they just threw
it on the lawn?" that was funny, so everytime some funny thought appears out of nowhere from someone, I say "mail on the lawn",
so please pass this saying along, let it spread like wildfire!
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