Quotes

<benjaminX>I still think I sound like a drunken Mexican surfer

Its like biological water-gun but not. - BobtheEvilPixie (Justin) on when he had his arm cut open or something like that.

<BobtheEvilPixie> It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then, it's fun and games with an eyepatch!

<BobtheEvilPixie> I'd be in it for the musicians too... but most of them are male.

<luserpete> "seppuku is when a ninja is really pissed off and there's no one else around to kill, so he kills himself"

<kaibuenokid> I just need to shoot some nazis

<okto> channing is the sender, she loves to send, hence the name, sender.

<okto> dude, id marry him even if he were guy

<okto> that would make my YEAR

<BobtheEvilPixie> Now, you're just a large 40-year old hairy guy named -*Bubba*-.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Who most likely is in, or has spent time in a state prision.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Besides, when you hear someone say "Bob" you don't think 'Child Molestor.' When you say -*Bubba*-m however...

<BobtheEvilPixie> Going off to offer small children candy Curt? Er... *whistles innocently*

* Bubba hides the candy

<TrueToLife> Channing's hot, if I may say such about one so young

<TrueToLife> seriously

<TrueToLife> she even LOOKS as smart as she is

<TrueToLife> she's got gorgeous eyes, Our Girl Channing does

<zooks> i keep talking to them letting them think they've got their sucker.

<zooks> and then i tell them i'm not interested

<zooks> and they persist

<zooks> and i keep rejecting them, until finally they're too exasperated to continue and say "well thank you for your time, goodbye." and hang up =D

<okto> dust can pee, too

<okto> *nods* channing is muchly cooler than socks

<William> MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN ROCK MY WORLD

<okto> *dnaces around, chanting* channing is a pretty girl, channing is a pretty girl.....

<shiningstar_42> but channing nows she is prettyful - she just needs to looking deep indide for her inner muffin

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> if ya really wanna make up words? you start from scratch

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> N=PIKOJIHUNK

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> that is the best word i ever made up

<Silencion> ooh the new linkin park song......

<chefboy> i think i heard it...sounds like all thier other ones right?

<Silencion> I htink so

<Silencion> a little different

<chefboy> like theres that one part

<chefboy> you should eat it more often

<Little-k> ick

<chefboy> i think its like 1% nutrious

<chefboy> and thats because you add water

* Little-k reads the silver ramen packet

<Little-k> !!

<Little-k> how do they fit a whole chicken in here?

<chefboy> carefully.

<JoetheMalevolentPirate> budo gi is a black gi

<JoetheMalevolentPirate> meaning a black karate uniform

<chefboy> whatever

<chefboy> does it have a fat man on it?

<TrueToLife> *mutters vile swear words in various languages*

<TrueToLife> elif air ab tazik!!

<TrueToLife> hope no one speaks Arabic here

<i_amm_a_chick> nope...

<TrueToLife> good

<aimers> the number one solution to happiness is none other than a twinkie

<aimers> of course ding dongs are pretty good too

<chefboy> fear my 56k

*chefboy listens to PC - The Sound of Fans

<d00m3d> theres a sure way to find out, is there anyone in ur family u call "the dawn" and don't know there real name?

<John> venezuela is the country of the wonderful womans

<Totaled> telemarketers make Baby Jesus cry

<i_amm_a_chick> evolution and darwinism are different, evolution i believe, big band and darwinism, i do NOT, NOT AT ALL!

<benjaminX> wheres drea at

<benjaminX> big band is out the window too!??!

<smashing> learn*

<smashing> how*

<smashing> to*

<smashing> spell*

<Jounochi-Katsyu> i'm white ;(

<Jounochi-Katsyu> i also tried to commit seppuku in history, but the teacher stoped me

<Jounochi-Katsyu> its hard with a piece of chalk

<Jounochi-Katsyu> ...

<zooks> i'ma name my kid racecar

<Parade_of_Chaos> hello sexy man guy

<i_amm_a_chick> definitely not the one with the guy singing the stuff about the junk.... that one is hiddeous is my opinion, will someone back me here?

<chefboy> linkin park?

<chefboy> i didn't get the whole cheeses of nazareth thing for like..the longest time..

<Totaled> chef: a little.. slow? ;)

<chefboy> well i said it aloud one day

<chefboy> and then like, the clouds parted, and angels sang

<chefboy> and the light shined down upon me

<chefboy> and then

<chefboy> i knew.

Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in ur face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and pimpslap that idiot upside the head

<tuft> nawing somes1 nose off is flirting ? :E

"oh yeah! I'm so excited! I'm gonna go stand on the streetcorner in downtown Chicago and make money!"

-Ally, meaning with her guitar, but forgetting that very crucial aspect of it

<BobTheEvilPixie> Im a concubine!

<Size> first rule

<Size> don't be a dork

<Size> second rule, say hey to angie

<Size> third rule, 1337 no matter how much you think it is a lost language, sucks

<Size> never use it

<Size> english was made for americans to use

<Size> fourth rule for noobs

<Size> never ask if canadians live in igloos

<Size> fifth and final rule

<Size> we all know you like fif

<Size> don't ask dumb questions about them

<Kazoo_girl> josh is the kind of guy who would kill his ex girlfriend...

<Kazoo_girl> it's scary

*aiden votes josh "most likely to eat his young"

*H-I-M is now known as ChanningsBiotch

<i_amm_a_chick> lol... some guy tried to paint his nails black... then it dried as blue sparkly.... hahaha

<trekce> lol

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> i'd rock blue sparkly

*zooks pictures jono as some dirty ol' hippy in a poncho, with long hair and displaying a peace sign

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> woo! the music of russian lesbians!

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> satan likes christmas?

<i_amm_a_chick> i could be a chinese person :D

<Jarl_Kurt> lol

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> *stretches channings eyelids sideways and tapes em

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> *

<i_amm_a_chick> you want fri riii? fortune cookie? oooh, you talking on cell phone?

<aiden> LOL

<BobtheEvilPixie> You know how Orange Juice and Vodka is a Screwdriver? Well, I thought of combining Orange Juice and Industrial Strength Ammonia. We call it a 'Screwover.'

<chefboy> i think i'd marry the person who sent me a videogame, unless it were a guy. then he'd be my best man.

<Gopher> hide in the closet Eorl

<i_amm_a_chick> lol!

<Eorl_Kurt> me? i play/ listen to music, do calligraphy, burninate villages, etc.

* Eorl_Kurt hides in the closet

<Gopher> LOL

<i_amm_a_chick> hahaha

* Eorl_Kurt bursts out with an army of ak-47-toting zombies, gremlins, and other assorted freaks

<i_amm_a_chick> lol!

* Eorl_Kurt runs off to burninate some villages

<Eorl_Kurt> TROOGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIGHT!

<BobtheEvilPixie> If we do conquer the world, I claim Channing as my queen. Either that, or she can scrub my palace floors.

<BobtheEvilPixie> *holds out a brillo pad and a wedding ring*

<BobtheEvilPixie> Or both, if you want.

<Kazoo_girl> can I have ohio and then nuke it?

*i_amm_a_dude grabs some balloons and prances about the room making a high pitched "whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound

<BobtheEvilPixie> I should take up a female nick, hit on him in return, then crush his hopes by telling him I'm a large hairy man named Bubba.

< BobtheEvilPixie > Now, honestly ladies, am I cute? I've always wondered that. None of my female friends are daring enough to answer.

< BobtheEvilPixie > Or my male friends, for that matter.

< BobtheEvilPixie > But that's a good thing.

< BobtheEvilPixie > Or is it? *mysterious music*

<AKChicky13> Wha!

< BobtheEvilPixie > Sorry... I scare myself some times.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Well... I do find myself suddenly missing pants...

<BobtheEvilPixie> Channing... if you were fat, I'd be able to stick a straw in your side and suck out lard. But I can't. So, you're not fat.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I might have boobs... he doesn't hit on me.

<BobtheEvilPixie> *sniff*

<BobtheEvilPixie> I picture a huge army, headed by a guy in samurai armor.

<BobtheEvilPixie> And on the samurai armor after a closer look, you see a piece of paper reading: "My name is... Frank."

<BobtheEvilPixie> I need sleep!

* i_amm_a_chick tapes justin to his chair

<zooks> hi justin

<i_amm_a_chick> you can do without for a day

<i_amm_a_chick> :P

<BobtheEvilPixie> Unless you want me shuffling around with an insatiable urge to eat flesh?

*So, this one time, I woke up... and I was like "Fleeeeesh!" And my buddie over here, he was like "woah." And so, I like ate him, and then said 'whoa.' Kinda funny, really.

* NOTJoshHiggins gets kicked for a 75 yard field goal

AKChicky13 thinks josh should go for men since women don't seem to be his thing

* H-I-M is a sophmore :p but i can pass for 7th grade

<H-I-M> ive been asked

"look at the canadian flag its not a symbol of power its a leaf!!!! oh dont screw with canada well dry up and blow away"

<zooks> May your life be like a roll of toilet paper- long and useful.

<zooks> May your life's troubles also be like an old man's teeth- few and far apart.

<trekce> heh

<trekce> i mean...heh!

<SpazzPhyre> and i gave my sis her channel back lol

<i_amm_a_chick> lol

<SpazzPhyre> i dont like the name

<SpazzPhyre> to babyish

<i_amm_a_chick> what was it?

<SpazzPhyre> #kittys

<buenokid> somethin camelsatan

<i_amm_a_chick> lol!

<buenokid> uhhh i didnt mean that

<buenokid> im the sweet little kid with a lollipop

<BobtheEvilPixie> I was a girl scout once...

<mose2oooo> kyllä on mukavaa puhua englantilaisella kanavalla suomea kun kukaan ei ymmärrä mitä mä kirjoitan=it is very nice to talk finnish in american channel because nobody understands what i am writing about

<mose2oooo> sorry=anteeksi

<fanta> i am argentina

<depressed-engel> wow

<depressed-engel> yer huge!

<BobtheEvilPixie> Well, I always wondered if Barney kept one small child in that huge suit...

<Professor_Chaos> everytime someone says intruiging

<Professor_Chaos> i think of yoda

<smashing> now our friend... we'll call her.. "laura' will know that you..we'll call you "bueno" gave me the link... we'll call it "horse site"

<Kris> its the most fat guene pig...ever...

<Josh|stuff> the samk kinda thing happened

<Kris> its the marlin brando of the pet world

*chefboy has quit IRC (drea is cool; save the <insert favorite animal here>)

<buenokid> she is writing something long

<buenokid> i can feel it

<JoshDaJosh> hehe

<JoshDaJosh> the calm before the storm

<buenokid> like always

* JoshDaJosh gets his surfboard

* JoshDaJosh hands one to blaine

<i_amm_a_chick> lol, not writing something long, i was doing something ELSE

<JoshDaJosh> wait for it

<JoshDaJosh> darn

<i_amm_a_chick> thank you josh!

*JoshDaJosh puts the surfboard down

<JoshDaJosh> if you say it fast it sounds like a car starting

<JoshDaJosh> channinghiggins

<zooks> it helps if you name them. it just provides.. comic relief.

<zooks> i named mine....

<zooks> (much to my partner's chagrin)

<zooks> Barbie Q.

<okto> *imagines zooks having kids*

<okto> wait...

<okto> that sounded bad

<zooks> lol!

<okto> *rewinds*

<okto> my mom was like "CUT ME OPEN!! SHOOT ME FULL OF DRUGS AND GET HIM OUT!!!!"