Got Jesus?
Home | Quotes | The Adventures of Fairy Boy | Ben's Writing | Neato Words | Funny Stuff | Completely Useless Information | Links | Contact Me | My Pets | Jonathan's Pictures | Mis Amigos(as)
The Adventures of Fairy Boy

<ThatEvilPixie> And the room resumes it's zombie-like state.
<ThatEvilPixie> So, I'm just going to talk to myself.
* Silencion has joined #fiveironfrenzy
<ThatEvilPixie> "Why, Hullo self!" 'Heya me!  How are you?'  "Oh, I'm great."  'That's good.'
<ThatEvilPixie> "So...."   'Yeah.'  "How are things with the ladies?"  'Terrible.... yourself?'  "Not much better."
<ThatEvilPixie> 'We have like, nothing in common, you know that?'  "Yeah.  Kinda pathetic."
<aiden> lol
* TrueToLife has joined #fiveironfrenzy
* TrueToLife has quit IRC (TrueToLife)
<aiden> hi mike, bye mike
<ThatEvilPixie> 'So.... want to like, cruise for chicks?'  "Yeah... and get horribly shot down like usual."  'Yeah, you've got a point.'
<ThatEvilPixie> '*randomly punches the other in the face*'"Ow! Why'd you do that?"  'I've just always wanted to say 'Stop Hitting Yourself.''  *rimshot*
* aiden takes bob to the drug rehab clinic
<ThatEvilPixie> 'You can't take me away from him!'  "NOOOOO!!! BROTHER!"
<aiden> oh, fine.. *takes you both*
<ThatEvilPixie> 'Sweet.  Can we share a little padded room?' "Dude, that would be SO awesome!"
<ThatEvilPixie> 'We could like...' *both* ""MOSH!""
<aiden> oi
<ThatEvilPixie> 'I'd highfive you, but this jacket sucks.'  "Yeah... it kind of hurts."
* aiden sedates bob
<ThatEvilPixie> 'Dude, maybe we could get each other out.'  "Oh, if you think I'm reaching down THERE, and pulling the buckle off with my teeth, you've got problems."
<ThatEvilPixie> 'Are you calling me gay?'  "Maybe I am.  What are you going to do about it, ya Fairy?
<ThatEvilPixie> '*growls*'  *MOSH*
* fearfactor blows her nose on justin's shoulder
<ThatEvilPixie> 'Ewwww!'  "Dude, she's kind of hot."  'Oh yeah.  Blow away.'
<aiden> LOL
<aiden> only kinda...?
<ThatEvilPixie> "Shut up man, she'll think we like her!"  'Wait... we  don't like her.'  "Oh, my bad."
<ThatEvilPixie> Crap.
<ThatEvilPixie> *'Wait... we do like her.'
<aiden> O.o
<fearfactor> lol.....
<aiden> I thought I sedated you two.. *sedates bob again*
<ThatEvilPixie> "Ha!  You only got HIM!"
<ThatEvilPixie> "More for Janie!"
<aiden> *sedates the other bob too*
<ThatEvilPixie> "Gah!  *falls asleep*"
<aiden> ah, much better..
<ThatEvilPixie> '*twitch twitch*'
* Silencion has quit IRC (Silencion)
<fearfactor> hahaha...
<ThatEvilPixie> "Woah dude, that kinda tingles."
<ThatEvilPixie> '*wakes up* That's kinda refreshing.'  "Yeah, like being kissed by a summer breeze."
<ThatEvilPixie> 'And you call ME a fairy?'  "Shut up."
<aiden> LOL
<ThatEvilPixie> 'Hey, you know what?' "No, what?"  'Fairy.'  "I really hate you."
<aiden> ok kids.. enough with the split personalities =P
<ThatEvilPixie> "You know, if I kill you and hide the body, nobody will know."  'Yes they will.'  "How so?"  'I'll know.'  "You're a  moron, you know that?"
<fearfactor> lol...
<ThatEvilPixie> 'I hope you die.'  "Right back at ya, bucko."  'Bucko?'  "Yeah, Bucko."  *uncomfortable silence*  'Fairy.'
*** ThatEvilPixie was kicked by aiden (enough! both of you!)

<ThatEvilPixie> 'Is it safe to come out yet?'  "Come out eh?  I knew  you were gay!"
* aiden glares at bob
<ThatEvilPixie> '*stands still*' "Oh... I'm uh... just talking to
this plant over here." 'Dude, I'm a tree.'  "You moron.  *smack*"
<aiden> do I have to set a +b..? =P             (Edit - That's blocking someone, for the uninformed.)
<ThatEvilPixie> '*silences*' "*quiets*"