<Professor_Snape> I kind of lost it when I covered Rosh Hashanah for my newspaper....I didn't get along well with my editor

<Professor_Snape> so I basically said, screw you guys, I'm gonna write fiction now...and be poor...and live in a cardboard box.

<Professor_Snape> And I'll write my poetry on scrap pieces of dirty paper bags

<okto> i was like dude... pete needs to eat her

<okto> *here!

<okto> i swear i meant here!!!

<zooks> revenge is a fickle mistress

<ChopChopMasterOnion> a fickle mistress in a corset

<flowerfrenzy> oh crap. i just went out of the lines.

<flowerfrenzy> like a big line.

<flowerfrenzy> man!

<flowerfrenzy> it looks like the bear is peeing but its black.

<zooks> *TAPE, dude, TAP!

<zooks> *TAPE!!!!!!!!!

<zooks> FDSAFDSAJKL;FDSAJKL;

<LeftwardSpiraL> Im fully clothed too minus one underlayer in the southern part of me

<philtr2k3> gwt vsmnning

<philtr2k3> hey channing*

<chefboy> ugh..mac fanboys

<shiningstar_42> there are other states too channing but I will not educate you in too much aussie geography or your pants might explode

<i_amm_a_chick> yeah, peer does duck

<chefboy> I think there is a tim tam/lamington shaped void in my life

<LeftwardSpiraL> nothing at all wrong with going commando

<LeftwardSpiraL> christians are allowed to be free!!!

<i_amm_a_chick> I am fully clothed except I have no shoes or socks I walk around barefoot DAILY. Oh yeah thats right DAILY

<chefboy> STOP THE NUDITY, STOP THE HORROR, ONLY YOU CAN SAVE THE CHEFS EYES

<okto> i made your mom in trivia.

<LeftwardSpiraL> thats alright on aim im quoted as saying mmmmmm lesbos

<LeftwardSpiraL> ive come to the conclusion that me and laura need to swap being the chat whore ever other day

<zooks> <--- wench

<LeftwardSpiraL> daddy this tastes like grandma

<okto> pothead!

<LeftwardSpiraL> I need an education.. I need to eat.. Ive heard it alllllllllll

<zooks> mmmmheroin

<zooks> i mean.. what?

<LeftwardSpiraL> yeah, lauras so secure in her manhood she calls other chicks hot

<LeftwardSpiraL> thats it, Im not the chat whore, Im the resident nympho-virgin

<NymphoVirgin> *giggle*

<buenokid> may the manitee gods come and sit on you in the night

<buenokid> they think im stupid for talking about inhaling paint thinner in the garage for three hours

<ChopChopMasterOnion> me and amy were just discussing how hot german barmaids are

*ChopChopMasterOnion sews Chan-chan a bavarian bar wench dress

<buenokid> those stupid lunch room wenches

<buenokid> they ruled with iron fists... kids were too scared to ever eat their food

<ChopChopMasterOnion> iron fists? i thought they were iron mashed potato scoops

<buenokid> well lead mashes potato scoops

<buenokid> that way they would poison us all

<flowerfrenzy> i'm not a big ol' kid.

<flowerfrenzy> cuz i'm never gonna get old.

<zooks> truuuuuue

<zooks> chris is really peter pan in disguise *nods knowingly*

<flowerfrenzy> i was like "i would, but i'm already eating lunch w/ my girlfriend. and i think he took that the wrong way cuz he quickly said bye.

<carrythewounded> he's old.

<carrythewounded> way too old.

<carrythewounded> like.. ancient old.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i'm 82

<ChopChopMasterOnion> and male

<ChopChopMasterOnion> but i pretend to be a 14 year old japanese schoolgirl

<josepi1> so that means you 13 or 85

<carrythewounded> neither.

<carrythewounded> but i will leave you with this hint:

<ChopChopMasterOnion> like i said.  i'm 14/f and 82/m

<carrythewounded> i am somewhere in BETWEEN 13 and 85.

<carrythewounded> i like to imagine that someone's locked me in the milk cooler at work, hehe.

<carrythewounded> pffft. shows that you can't really learn ANYTHING from the show "recess"

<carrythewounded> gus... he says... think of a cool place. and you'll be cool.

<carrythewounded> well, i AM. and i'm NOT.

<carrythewounded> yeah

<carrythewounded> see, kids?

<carrythewounded> cartoons LIE.

<i_amm_a_chick> exactly... and he started off saying "don't try to fight Bible with me" ....like he knew a lot about it....and that i had no chance to....uh... survive. make your time.

<i_amm_a_chick> sorry, it was there, had to go for it

<i_amm_a_chick> *ducks*

indiracryptic: lets shoot our dads >:D

netaddict1337: OH NICE!

indiracryptic: LMAO!

indiracryptic: omg no >:o

indiracryptic: bad channing bad

indiracryptic: Lusod - lets unintentionally shoot our dads >:D

indiracryptic: and we'll say "loo sod"

netaddict1337: much better!

indiracryptic: >:D

indiracryptic: LusoD

indiracryptic: i never see you on the boards any more... you go to any others?  cuz i'm a stalker so naturally i'd like to know :-)

indiracryptic: i wana jesus stick

indiracryptic: i could poke ugly people with it and it'd make em pretty

* Now talking in #fiveironfrenzy

* Topic is 'blaine is a cute platypus and channing is the cute kangaroo'

* Set by buenokid on Sun Jun 29 12:05:13

<buenokid> i think i might go to conerstone for the day on friday

<zooks> lucky..

<i_amm_a_chick> really?!? who's going to be playing there?

<buenokid> see five iron and bloindsoide!

<i_amm_a_chick> :O

<i_amm_a_chick> i wanna go

<buenokid> those two together make me want to scream like a little girl

<zooks> john and george are the ones who have *my* heart ;o]

<zooks> and they're both dead!

<zooks> rawr!

<okto> hey, the songs about you are about dead girls

<okto> so it matches

<okto_moyaryu> creation?

<okto_moyaryu> as in genesis?

<BobtheEvilPixie> As in music fest, okto.

<okto_moyaryu> "In The Beginning, There Was Bob."

<BobtheEvilPixie> So, anyways, I did that for a little, and ended up following a man down the street while singing "Shape of my heart."

<BobtheEvilPixie> It backfired, as he put his arm around me, and started rubbing my shoulders.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I went running past some portapotties, and some people were kinda scared, cause people getting out of the urinals suddenly jumped back in and slammed the doors.

<BobtheEvilPixie> As I was running past, I heard some girl say "Man, that really freaked me out."  So, I ran around the portapotties, crept up behind them, and let out a noise somewhat like this:

<BobtheEvilPixie> AIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!

<BobtheEvilPixie> Keep in mind, this was at about 1:30 am now.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Think of this as a fast-paced board.

<buenokid> heh, maybe there are some toads in the backyard tonight... i need to go find the gasoline hold on guys

<zooks> gasoline? =O

<zooks> is he gonna torch the poor toads?!

<buenokid> no no no

<zooks> good. cause i'd have to hurt you then =P

<buenokid> im making a jacuzzi for them... hehehehehe

<zooks> ...out of gasoline? *raises an eyebrow*

<BobtheEvilPixie> It's a.... heated jacuzzi.

* i_amm_a_chick enjoys "American Standard" - EDL

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac>  = every day life?

<i_amm_a_chick> yessir

<ChopChopMasterOnion> EDL = extended dave lewis

<ChopChopMasterOnion> amy's cousin kyle is sexy.  and buff.

<okto> *is glad he is muffinless*

<ChopChopMasterOnion> it was a guy

<ChopChopMasterOnion> who left his bra in my car

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i think it was his size too

<emilami> i figured it would be fun... and i nearly barfed when i sprayed that stuff

<emilami> and the worst part was that it didnt solidfy

<emilami> ... so it wasnt even string... it was like spray stain

<emilami> that smells like urine

<okto> haha!

<okto> piss in aerosol form

<emilami> my new vitamins have 4794% daily value of thiamin

<emilami> what is thiamin?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> sweet!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i dunno

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i think its part of an insect

<gome> pete, do i like indented nicks?

<gome> ie, should i use them?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i think you should do whatever Jesus would do

* okto (okto@IRChat-D1DBFBC.client.attbi.com) Quit (beddy bye time)

<gome> hehe

<i_amm_a_chick> ooooh

<gome> that durn

<gome> okto

<aiden> good ridance!

<gome> hes so sleepy

* gome is now known as okto

<aiden> I never liked him anyway!

<aiden> oh, damn!

<aiden> hi okto!

<espressobot> lol

<i_amm_a_chick> i miss espresso

* espressobot is now known as aiden

<ChopChopMasterOnion> he got caught in the server room with simpsons trivia.  you don't want to know.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> whatever kills the kittens

<aiden> you're just in time for our daily ritual human sacrificing

<zooks> ..you all pose good points.

<zooks> there'd be too much sacrificing for one night

<zooks> and it'd be quite messy.

<aiden> indeed

<aiden> so, we'll just sacrifice josepi

<flowerfrenzy> why don't we just sacrifice the rabbit hopping around in my backyard?

<i_amm_a_chick> lol!

<aiden> because the sacrifice has to be HUMAN!

<zooks> poor bunny!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> thas why theres a drain in the middle of the floor. duh!

indiracryptic: CHANNING >:o

netaddict1337: ERIK

indiracryptic: What's up :-)

netaddict1337: not a lot, how about you?

indiracryptic: nm :-\

indiracryptic: just surfin the boards

indiracryptic: yellin at dustin

indiracryptic: the usual

netaddict1337: LOL

netaddict1337: nice

indiracryptic: i swear i want to meet him irl

indiracryptic: and beat him sensless

netaddict1337: hehe

indiracryptic: well he deserves it >:o

<emilami> weird japanese people..... what kinda toy is an action figure of a girl in a bubble bath?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> differnet kind of action, amy

<ChopChopMasterOnion> you could get a a tattoo on your kitchen wall...nobody would think that was skanky

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> the one i really want is my septum though

<ChopChopMasterOnion> just don't ask for the wrong one

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i know i sure wouldnt want my rectum pierced

<disturbed-engel> or il just be mean to the kid lol. and make it eat dirt for dinner

<ChopChopMasterOnion> long as its clean dirt

<ChopChopMasterOnion> but you gotta breast feed first

<ChopChopMasterOnion> thats just the way it is

<ChopChopMasterOnion> then you can move on to solid foods like dirt

<zookies> jono, get thee to bed.

<zookies> or a nunnery.

<okto> would you kill him in his bed?

<okto> thrusta dagger thru his head?

<okto> i would not, could not kill the king

<okto> i will not do this evil thing

<okto> i would not wed this girl you see

<okto> now get her to a nunnery

<okto> "green eggs and hamlet"

*emilami doesnt think that a nunnery would take guys at all

*disturbed-engel gets huge tats that make her look like a skank and walks to a nunnery

<emilami> is he that dude that is always trying to hit on peter cuz he thinks peter is a girl?

<zooks> the rumours must be true!

<zooks> i AM a whore!

zookies: heck, yesterday i called aimers babycakes, lol

zookies: she called me honeybunch in return

zooks: woohoo, straight outta the pint

<zooks> n00bs are the irritating ones who r all liek wow this chatroom is so kewl!? liek rawk omg!!!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> asl!!!1!111

<chefboy> liek fif is breakinkg up!??!?!

<okto> OR THEY TALK LIKE THIS

<soporakid> ok so i was out walking around my neighborhood when a muskrat down by the creek started talking to me

<soporakid> it told me to come swim with him

<buenokid|laughz> i need to go blow stuff up, build things, do extreme pogo, sky dive

<okto> do extreme pogo

<okto> wth is extreme pogo?

* okto zaps blaine with a taser

<zooks> heh oktoman.. now THAT's stimulation!

<okto> stimuli abounding, my son.

<okto> youve been shot with a taser.

<aiden> males are all bi

<aiden> !

<okto> hey, tomorrows canada day, eh?

<i_amm_a_chick> it is?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> yeah...it comes every year, eh?

<i_amm_a_chick> wow.... nice, eh?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> its great, eh?

<okto> oh ya. eh?

<i_amm_a_chick> very great. so... how about those nucks, eh?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> eh, hoser

<i_amm_a_chick> don't you start calling me hoser, eh?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i was calling okto a hoser, right, eh?

<i_amm_a_chick> oh, ok, right... he is a hoser, eh?

<okto> how was that a never-ending....nm!

<i_amm_a_chick> lol

<okto> man strong bad is gonna be pissed

<okto> hey hosehead!

<i_amm_a_chick> indeed, eh?

<okto> why dont yeu, go jump in a laek, eh?

<okto> NUCKS SUCKS DUCKS!!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> what are you talking aboot?

<i_amm_a_chick> why would i, eh? that's your job, hoser

<aiden> or maybe you're just that hot that even gay guys want you!

<okto> theres much to envy, good sit aiden

<aiden> I'm a good sit, eh?

<i_amm_a_chick> *blink*

<okto> SIR!

<aiden> he's in a mental institution, you should stay away

* TrueToLife claws up the carpet

<TrueToLife> WATERMELON

*buenokid|laughz did experimental tests this afternoon on how flammable different types of hairspray were... however my attempts were foiled when the "gay" gardener next door caught me and told me to stop

* buenokid|laughz was unable to complete preliminary tests on herbal essence hairspray and will continue later this evening

<TrueToLife> Canada

<TrueToLife> the 51st state

<okto> i want to shoot one!

<BobtheEvilPixie> Yo yo yo, my extremely caucasian homies.

<buenokid|laughz> geocities here i come... (i will kill geocities one day)

<BobtheEvilPixie> *pours a Screwover Double, on the nails*  That'll be $2.  Hey, industrial solvents are expensive.

<BobtheEvilPixie> That, and it melts the glass.

<disturbed-engel> where am i going?

<okto> hell

<i_amm_a_chick> Texas, karen!

<okto> in a handbasket

<okto> :P

<i_amm_a_chick> ....

<okto> well, ok, so hell isnt as hot

<disturbed-engel> id rather go to tx than hell

<okto> but TX is way nicer!

*BobtheEvilPixie (~bobtheevi@IRChat-209919D9.chm9.franklin.pa.net) Quit (Raise fist, lower fist, raise fist, lower fist. Repeat "Reuben" of "Fa la la la la la la" repeatedly. You've just experienced a John Reuben concert.)

forgivensinner89: i havent talked to the guy in over a week....hes probably old and decrepit now!

<buenokid|laughz> now that i have devised a plan to take over the world using furry little woodland creatures and sea animals i will be instoppable... and with channing at my side who knows what we will do!!!!!!! bwahahahaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<buenokid|laughz> wow that scares me

<okto> uhhhh

<i_amm_a_chick> lol.... it's ok blaine

<okto> yes, its ok blaine...but is blaine ok?

<buenokid|laughz> yes blaine is ok

<okto> um

<okto> blaine?

<buenokid|laughz> yes dearly beloved in christ

<buenokid|laughz> okto... what?

<buenokid|laughz> but earthly medicine i have is laughter and roller coasters

<okto> and ibuprofen

<buenokid|laughz> i never use that stuff

<okto> never forget the ibuprofen

<okto> why not, bl;aine?

<buenokid|laughz> the guys at the U of I told my cousin, who is playing football there, to take 12 ibuprofen a day

<okto> and what does that have to do with you...im not seeing the connection.

<buenokid|laughz> its college football and these guys are trainers

<i_amm_a_chick> me neither, but somebody taking 12 a day must be whacked out

<okto> yeah...im still seing no association, blaine

<buenokid|laughz> im just saying its a lot

<okto> it is

<okto> but what does that have to do with you not taking ibuprofen?

<okto> im not seeing any connection twixt those

<buenokid|laughz> i want to have my children the natural way

<ChopChopMasterOnion> what if your husand wants you to have kids naturally, blaine?

<buenokid|laughz> he will just have to understand that im a grown up like him and i can make decisions about things too in the marriage

<buenokid|laughz> im sure he will understand me completely

<buenokid|laughz> we are good at discussing and working things out

<buenokid|laughz> its all about communication

<buenokid|laughz> im not sure what person i want to play in the marriage peter... the man or the woman...

<ChopChopMasterOnion> blaine is the iraq of flatulence

<ChopChopMasterOnion> everyone knows he's got it but wont admit it

<Dead_Jonny> i give my mother 40 bucks for rent and bills when i'm not even working and she flips on me for eating an 89 cent can of damn tuna fish

<ChopChopMasterOnion> wha?  thats not right

<i_amm_a_chick> that's stupid

<ChopChopMasterOnion> she paid 89 cents for tuna?  thats stupid

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i get it for ~2/$1

forgivensinner89: my aunt loves ballerinas...

forgivensinner89: so my grandma found this rabbit

forgivensinner89: stuffed rabbit...

forgivensinner89: anyway..

netaddict1337: yeah

forgivensinner89: it had on a black leotard...so she thought it was a ballerina bunny

forgivensinner89: well..it also had a black bowtie, and rather large....chest...

forgivensinner89: it was a playboy bunny..

netaddict1337: :O

forgivensinner89: so my mom removed the bowtie and made a tutu for it...

netaddict1337: LOL!

forgivensinner89: its just sooo funny though...

forgivensinner89: this grandma buying a playboy bunny

forgivensinner89: i wonder what the cashier thought...

<okto> where went the lauras?

<i_amm_a_chick> she's brb

<zooks> back

<okto> and how is it that i left for like...10 min, and i get back and the q i asked then JUST gets answered?

<okto> thats awesome

<okto> i must control time or somthin

<okto> hey lauwas

<zooks> okto=father time? Lol

<okto> nny, if either of us was a different gender, id hug you

<okto> since im not

<okto> ill have lauras hug you

* popsiclekid changes his name to Lara

* zooks can't STAND the name lara

<zooks> especially when people call ME lara.

<zooks> pisses me right off.

<popsiclekid> www.geocities.com/harvetti86/frenzypic.html

<okto> now i want a possicle.

<okto> dang you blaine!

BeanTown86: im a fiend!!!!!

<popsiclekid> its high time you go meet your maker

<popsiclekid> or your unmaker that is

<ChopChopMasterOnion> the first rule of fight club

<ChopChopMasterOnion> buy fight club

<ChopChopMasterOnion> the second rule of fight club

<ChopChopMasterOnion> don't talk about fight club

<okto> h/o

<okto> *jumps off roof into deep, dark hole*

<okto> ok im done

<okto> MORE POPSICLE!!!!

<okto> *goes and gets more possicle*

* Totaled (blah@IRChat-27F15855.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #fiveironfrenzy

<Totaled> GUESS DAVE'S DESSERT!

<zooks> ice cream

<okto> POPSICLE!!!!!!!!

<buenokid> dave spoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<buenokid> no way!!!!!!!!!!!!

<i_amm_a_chick> LOL

<zooks> fruit

<zooks> cereal

<buenokid> POPSICLE

<chefboy> ice cream!

<zooks> veggies

<Totaled> okto: yes

<okto> popsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsicle!!!

<Totaled> now what kind?

<okto> popsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsiclepopsicle!!!

<zooks> orange!

<chefboy> grape!!

<okto> orange1

<Totaled> nope

<okto> ORNAGE!

<zooks> strawberry

<chefboy> strawberry!!

<okto> blue

<Totaled> NOPE!

<okto> lime

<okto> lemon

<Totaled> laura wins!

<okto> choco

<okto> dang

<okto> strawberry?

<buenokid> i could have guessed that

<Totaled> strawberry

<chefboy> CURSE YOU DIALUP

<okto> s-berry isnt a valid popsicle flavor!

<okto> I NEED MORE POSSICLE.

<okto> brb

<zooks> i have no popsicles

<zooks> cause i'm deprived.

<zooks> but..

<zooks> sincei'm canadian

<zooks> all's i need to do is grab a block o' ice from outside

<zooks> preferably nonyellow

<zooks> and dump some juice on it.

<buenokid> ive done enough damage for one day dont ya think chan?

<buenokid> torches, gas, sombreros, blankets, furry animals

<buenokid> that didnt sound good

<buenokid> but oh well

<buenokid> ill leave it at that

forgivensinner89: ok..i imed him

forgivensinner89: watch him be somebody's dad...

<i_amm_a_chick> HEY YOU!!! You smell like toilets! And your head is enormous. Why don't you go to Washington DC and quit following up my stuff. You make me want to sit! You remind me of a empty pink flamingo. WHOA!!! You're dull & swollen. Get away from me. Who invited you anyway? Homestar hit-er? Well, he lifts too. You guys probably learned to shake from the same bum. I hope you like chairs. Cause you flush.

<buenokid> awesomeness!

<buenokid> shingtagaheeshee sweetness and sour sauce delight!

<buenokid> i cant wait!

<jadedbliss> i was told i had sandra bullocks face from the nose up lol

<BobtheEvilPixie> From the nose up?

<BobtheEvilPixie> The heck?

<BobtheEvilPixie> 'Your forehead looks famous'

<BobtheEvilPixie> I want to dye mine bald.

<zooks> no thongs at school? well man, guess i've gotta go commando then.

<shiningstar_42> hee hee - what if ya dropped a thong - you would first be going flip flop flip flop - but once it was dropped you would be flip flip flip flip flop flip flop

<jadedbliss> lol i think that thongs are comfy

<BobtheEvilPixie> So, instead of just averting our eyes, we developed a different strategy.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Don't avert the eyes.... avert the thong!

<BobtheEvilPixie> So, we'd dig up these huge sheets of poster-board, and stick them RIGHT behind her chair, as to block the thongage.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I mean, we did it for half the year, and she NEVER once caught on.

<BobtheEvilPixie> The rest of the class did, oh, but not her.

<JamesBondLQ> it was odd walking in to a bon ton and asking they lady at the bra section to help me pick a bra out for me

<philtr2k3> but fairies aren't real! they don't NEED to floss

<BobtheEvilPixie> We should ask Tinkerbell.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Ooooh, let's use the metric system!  *frolics merrily*

<akaren> LOL in japan theres a bunch of toilets that talk to you.. my tutor told me all bout it

<BobtheEvilPixie> Do they thank you?

<okto> I have so much context, it drenches my bed at night.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> friends dont let friends watch the disney channel

<Yuyuu_Hakusyo> that isn't nice

<Yuyuu_Hakusyo> i would beat her up

<Yuyuu_Hakusyo> or give her a rose

* My_bmx_got_stolen cries

* okto is now known as i_stole_your_bmx

<My_bmx_got_stolen> what kind is it?

<i_stole_your_bmx> uh

<i_stole_your_bmx> has two wheels?

<i_stole_your_bmx> and pedals!

<i_stole_your_bmx> it has pedals!

<i_stole_your_bmx> bwahaha!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> what about handlebars

* ChopChopMasterOnion steals aj's seat

<i_stole_your_bmx> *runs and checks*

<i_stole_your_bmx> wow, yeah it does

<i_stole_your_bmx> its tricked out

<buenokid> somewhere when playing it with my cousins... the name changed to biatchy ball

<buenokid> and then things like this were said

<buenokid> "where is the biatch!"

<buenokid> "someone bring me the biatches!"

* Topic is 'Iron The Chat Official Frenzy Five Room'

* Set by aiden on Tue Jul 15 19:12:31

<buenokid> so i hear my mom "how is biatchy ball blaine" and im like O.o

<buenokid> uhhh mom sure do you know what... uhhh nevermind mom

<yellowbaron> my marky

<yellowbaron> *BYE mark

<yellowbaron> *BYE MARKY*

*okto (s@IRChat-D1DBFBC.client.attbi.com) Quit (im giddy like a 13 year old skoolgirl)

<aimers> so what are y'all talkin bout

<aimers> sorry i'm gonna start talking southern now

<aimers> cuz i'm listening to country

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> I'M GONNA START SCREAMING THEN CUZ I'M LISTENING TO HARDCOR

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> E

<philtr2k3> *says nothing because his music doesn't have words*

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<Anti_Social> "Why did the dinosaurs all die?" 'Because you touch yourself at night.'

<whimsicalme> because he is male and males need attentioon

<whimsicalme> or else they pee on the floor

<BobtheEvilPixie> Dangti!

<i_amm_a_chick> hehe

<i_amm_a_chick> dangti?

<i_amm_a_chick> nice.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Cahnt speeel toonitge!

<bender> ey kan speel juts fien!

<BobtheEvilPixie> It's like I have a three-year-old attached to my arms!

<BobtheEvilPixie> Or, Scott, if you prefer.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Eat the frisbee... it's like cake....

<i_amm_a_chick> but more plastic-y

<BobtheEvilPixie> So, it's like Sarah Lee.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Yeah.... chicks dig guys with boobs... so... I'm still working on them.

<BobtheEvilPixie> *eats a bottle of Bloussant*

<JoshMan> newsboys concert*shudders*

<JoshMan> back when i was young and stupid

<JoshMan> now im older and stupid

<JoshMan> i had a dream that amber was gonna kill me

<JoshMan> but i had nver seen amber

<JoshMan> so she had like a jason mask on

* JoshMan cuts his head off and sticks it on a piece of paper with josh written on it

<JoshMan> your right this putting faces on names is fun

<t-x> why are you just choosing between those two places? dont you have any other options?

<i_amm_a_chick> nope, no other options. but it would be temporary, until my mom finds a permanent job

<t-x> ok

<JoshMan> theres always the choice to run around in the forest wearing leaves for clothes

<i_amm_a_chick> haha

<i_amm_a_chick> i think i'll pass on that

<JoshMan> suit yourself

<BobtheEvilPixie> Me: "Can I get my license renewed, homes?"   Them:  'Sure.'  *stamps 'REJECTED' on it*

<benjaminX> me and drea used to enjoy pinging each other

<benjaminX> well,

<benjaminX> i think she enjoyed it but

<BobtheEvilPixie> Did she fake ping you?

<i_amm_a_chick> ....

<BobtheEvilPixie> Sorry.

<i_amm_a_chick> You're forgiven.

<i_amm_a_chick> But your license is now revoked.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Ah, crap.

* BobtheEvilPixie goes over to his corner.

<BobtheEvilPixie> *kisses his license goodbye, and hands it to channing*

<BobtheEvilPixie> *learns sign language*

<BobtheEvilPixie> "A man says hodat the hizzouse to you?  What is your response?"

<BobtheEvilPixie> A.)  What's up, mah home skillet

<BobtheEvilPixie> B.)  Word to your mother, my ethically diverse brethren.

<BobtheEvilPixie> c.)  Speak english, you inbred moron.

<fernyb> asl everyone?

<BobtheEvilPixie> Old enough to be your boyfriend / Man baby / Eastern Seaboard

<BobtheEvilPixie> Please tell me you're a girl ferny... please.

<fernyb> no I am a guy

<BobtheEvilPixie> Crikey.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I just made myself seem gay.  Bah.

<BobtheEvilPixie> 16/m/PA/NOT GAY!

<yellowbaron> 16/m/gay

<yellowbaron> i mean...um...

<yellowbaron> oops.

* benjaminX hugs his state

* mik craps allll over her state.

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> catholyourmomism

"I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds, so I couldn't play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee." - Jay Leno

<benjaminX> this is the first time ive ever listened to a jlo song

<benjaminX> how'd affleck end up with her?

<benjaminX> dude she'd rather be hanging with black guys not him :O

<benjaminX> *confused*

<JoshDaMan> spun a wheel with a bunch of names on it

<JoshDaMan> like wheel of fortune

<JoshDaMan> and all the guys were black guys

<JoshDaMan> cept ben affleck

<JoshDaMan> he was supposed to be the "bankrupt" type spot

<JoshMan> "i would like to thank my family and jesus christ for my new song...its called suck you mama"

<JoshMan> "and thanks to my fans thank you very much *walks of the stage beat boxin* white people die"

<SizeAway> mp3 [The Dead Milkmen - If You Love Someone Set Them On Fire] - (2:09/128kbps) stuff

<i_amm_a_chick> i like that song title

*SizeAway sets the room on fire

<yellowbaron> welcome back real scott

<aiden> thank you fake scott

<yellowbaron> you're fakely welcome

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<i_amm_a_chick> your dog!

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> *gasp*

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> what about patches?

<emilami> if in doubt... i could always follow the lead of george forman and name all my kids george forman

<JoshMan> and make a hamburger grilling machine

<emilami> i like good solid german names like friedrich

<JoshMan> or Hitler

<emilami> i would have been joshua if i was a boy

<emilami> *thinks*

<JoshMan> i would have been female if i was a girl *nods*

<emilami> ome of these names are like.... i expect it to mean "i hate you" as bad as the names are

<emilami> *some

<i_amm_a_chick> my cousin chandler is going to type now

<i_amm_a_chick> iufuif rd r8hvhftehehheyhsxysewtasysjssasgastarasyrsw4gthuyyhfdrdgrdttytttfffddddssssssssdrrxddzsddzsxfdgchg

<i_amm_a_dude> star?

<i_amm_a_chick> whoa... he didn't mean to say that

<i_amm_a_chick> he was just typing randomly

<zooks> hehe, aww how cute

<Anti_Social> 'heyhsxy' heh?

<Anti_Social> He's on to the ladies already!

<Anti_Social> Good man!

<i_amm_a_chick> don't give him any ideas!

<Anti_Social> 'Christmas time, all is well, SCREW YOUR NEO-CONSUMERIST IDEALS, THAT KILL HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN A DAY!'  Ah, that seemed particularly System of a Downish.

<Anti_Social> Actually scott, I had a question for you.

<bender> no, I will not marry you

<Anti_Social> Has your band ever played at an outside show?

<bender> none of my bands have, but I have played in an outdoors show with my ex-church's youth praise band

<Anti_Social> Okay, was there anything special you had done, or wished you had done?

<bender> streaked

<Anti_Social> *adds it to the list*

<Anti_Social> Voltaire (Oh My Goth!)

<Anti_Social> Well, at least we get to listen to nifty 'Dial-Up Music!'

<Anti_Social> It's techno!

<Anti_Social> Boo-Yah!

<chickCA24> they're playing at first united methodist church

<chickCA24> i would advise getting directions from randmcnally.com

<chickCA24> the address is 1106 4th st, rosenberg

<chickCA24> and they play at 7pm

<shiningstar_42> ohhhhhh karen *throws wagon wheels (the buscuit kind) in the air*

<disturbed-engel> mmmm!

* disturbed-engel catches em with her mouth

<JoshDaBored> *throws wagon wheels(the wooden old west kind in the air)*

* chickCA24 runs for cover

* JoshDaBored is pummeled by fallin wagon wheels

* chickCA24 runs to give josh an elmo bandaid

<i_amm_a_chick> thank you

<yellowbaron> you are almost kind of welcome

<i_amm_a_chick> i'll quote that. then can i be welcome?

<yellowbaron> sort of maybe you could be close to welcome

<yellowbaron> maybe 97% welcome

<malokid> Blaine's Ponderings For the Day (TM)

<malokid> Why do people find eating insects sickening or gross?  I find it gross that we kill much larger animals and could care less.

<malokid> For example, cows, we chop them up and eat them.

<malokid> On the other hand insects are small tasy morsels of protein.

<malokid> Thank you.

<malokid> And that is Blaine's Ponderings For the Day (TM)

<malokid> go eat a grasshopper then

<malokid> if you ever meet me, guess what kinds of things we are going to do

<i_amm_a_chick> ...

<i_amm_a_chick> you tell me

<malokid> fun stuff

<malokid> like eating insects, burning stuff, playing "having problems my boy", burn more stuff, do cool things, dress up in womens clothes, get tatoos, shave our heads, get drugs, you know the usually stuff i do?

<BobtheEvilPixie> Crap.... does anyone still have the link of where those 'Creation Camera' pictures were?

<jadedbliss> justin wants to show off his ass again

<BobtheEvilPixie> Heh.  Wha?  My bum picture wasn't on that creation cam...

<jadedbliss> ok nm then

<BobtheEvilPixie> I feel pretty.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Oh so pretty...

<Size> mike sucks

<Size> he's gay

<Size> i know from experience

<JoshMan> then when i went to clock out all the fans were stuck at the back gates waiting to see the bands

<SHOMB> you mean all 4 fans

<JoshMan> i only knew what the bandmembers from poison looked like

<disturbed-engel> old and funny looking with big hair?

<JoshMan> umm

<JoshMan> they were all old and funny looking with big hair

<JoshMan> even the fans

<i_amm_a_chick> i like lint traps.

<i_amm_a_chick> they own

<JoshMan> there fun to clean

<i_amm_a_chick> indeed

<JoshMan> cause its all like sticky

<i_amm_a_chick> it's the only time i'll ever use "clean" and "fun" in the same sentence.

<disturbed-engel> what bout the washing machine

<i_amm_a_chick> washing machine can go to hades!

<JoshMan> i hate it

<JoshMan> cause it talks about me behind my back

<chickCA24> he said "hrm...", whatever that means

<JoshMan> were following her mom its all good

<JoshMan> note our disguises

* JoshMan strokes his fake beard

<chickCA24> oh, oh, can i have a disguise too?

<chickCA24> who can i be?

* i_amm_a_chick strokes her fake beard too

* JoshMan glues a fake beard on chickCA

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> you can have the nixon mask

* i_amm_a_chick hands alicia a fake beard

<JoshMan> sorry there the only disguises i have

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> i don't need one, i have a real beard

* chickCA24 puts on nixon mask and fake beard

<i_amm_a_chick> woohoo

* JoshMan shaves jonnys beard

* JoshMan hands him a fake one

<JoshMan> hehe channing you should sit near the door

<JoshMan> and when your mom comes home

<JoshMan> tell her

<JoshMan> "i think its time we had the talk"

<i_amm_a_chick> ok... my mom is still "on her date"...

<JoshMan> hehe your moms got lots of 'splainin to do

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> you should wait up for her in the living room and tell her she's grounded and stuff

<i_amm_a_chick> i know, for real

<i_amm_a_chick> lol

<i_amm_a_chick> she said she'd be late... but come on

* JoshMan drives over to channings house

<JoshMan> hop in

<JoshMan> were going channing's mom hunting

* i_amm_a_chick hops in

<JoshMan> maybe shes at the poison concert

<JoshMan> hehe

<JoshMan> hmm

<JoshMan> maybe shes at the bingo hall

<JoshMan> its a popular hangout

<JoshMan> like they do in the movies

<JoshMan> like the fembot in austin powers

<chickCA24> and i find her where.....

<JoshMan> you build her

<JoshMan> its a robot

<chickCA24> um, ya, i'm that smart and talented

<JoshMan> here ya go i made one

* chickCA24 accepts alicia-bot

<chickCA24> thanks josh!!!

* JoshMan gets out a human shaped piece of card board and draws eyes and a smiley face on it

<JoshMan> and just so hell think its you

*JoshMan sticks a sticker on the decoy that say "Hello my name is: Alicia"

<chickCA24> ok, but what is it wearing?

<JoshMan> umm

<JoshMan> carboard outfit

<JoshMan> you can color the outfit different if you want

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> if someone shot themselves in front of me.... id like.... shoot them again for being so insensitive

<zooks> josh buzzes?

<zooks> you're a stoner?!

<zooks> *gasp*

<JoshMan> yes i am a stoner

* JoshMan throws a rock at laura

<JoshMan> its addictive

<JoshMan> those young ones know how to let loose

<i_amm_a_chick> suure.

<i_amm_a_chick> hannah's a party animal

<JoshMan> man when the finger paints come out

<JoshMan> the party;s on

<zooks> could always make it...

<i_amm_a_chick> and chandler with his "and i just farted *grin*"

<zooks> tea party at channing's...

<zooks> lol

<JoshMan> rofl

*JoshMan brings mr.bear

<BobtheEvilPixie> Heh.  Some guy at work got a bunch of cheap, crappy cd's, and brought them

<BobtheEvilPixie> He told everyone to pick out the ones we wanted.  I saw a Hanson cd.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I picked it up from the table, walked about 10 feet down the hall, and chucked

<BobtheEvilPixie> Then, picked it up, and snapped it in half.  It felt good.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I took a bbq lighter to a concert once.... people gave me wierd looks.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I was just like "You're angry because you didn't think of it first.'

okto: i was gonna say, canada is not scary

okto: its right up there on the How Threatening Is This scale with teddy bears and puppy dogs.

<i_amm_a_chick> hold on, chandler wants to type something first

<i_amm_a_chick> knobob09y7nub66e78fhy nud htjcfszhsdhsdudfjvjfcudydudtdjydjdhfjjmfh5nurrdjd5dk5f6f5dyhf5bvtfvnhg

<i_amm_a_chick> if7ryrireuedsgheaejked4ehwersmdh57+5.+++ijjjjhhhgggffgvgb

<BobtheEvilPixie> <i_amm_a_chick> knobob

<BobtheEvilPixie> Yes.... kno me indeed.

* Topic is ' and yon cable man came, and smote the bad connection, and there was MUCH REJOICING'

* Set by Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac on Mon Jul 21 12:27:08

<Anti_Social> Hi!  I'm married to an Evil Dictator!

<Anti_Social> My goal in life:  a.) Become mormon.  b.) move to a country that allows polygamy  c.) have 100 kids.

<Anti_Social> Well.... maybe just b-c.

<chickCA24> justin, i'm very dissapointed at your life goals

<Anti_Social> Well, I'll have: 'get married to multiple wives' in there somewhere.

<Anti_Social> I'll make that point d.

One a day Weight Smart...about the price a vitamins (because that's what they are)...and at any drugstore...

<benjaminX> anyone else ever "borrow" from the bank on occassion?

<benjaminX> us kids at home did that

<benjaminX> "oh gee, i forgot i had this $500 stashed"

<benjaminX> "you liar!!!"

<benjaminX> "you're the liar!"

<benjaminX> *figthing*

<benjaminX> "ok whos turn"

<zookies> a little while ago... i actually audibly SAID "take that, suckafoo."

<zookies> *shameface*

<JoshMan> !won yourmomma

<Chief> yourmomma has won 0 times.

<JoshMan> rolf

<JoshMan> hehe when she gets home be like

<JoshMan> i worried

<JoshMan> your out at all hours of the night

<JoshMan> coming home at 11

<JoshMan> are you taking drugs

<i_amm_a_chick> my 76 year old grandpa just sent me a FWD!!!!!

<JoshMan> man most 76 regard the computer as the devil

<JoshMan> and just yell at them

<JoshMan> alright amy you gotta give the os a treat

<JoshMan> and pet it

<JoshMan> because windows is screwy like that

<JoshMan> it runs on care and love

<emilami|hates_windows> no... it runs on abuse

<emilami|hates_windows> i abused the machine to get it to do what i wanted it to

<zooks> i never thought i'd LIVE to see the day that channing would try and throw the fact that she has power around!

<zooks> *beams*

<Size> if we only taught her to be like me

<Size> "i'm kicking you out?" "why?" "cuz you annoy me"

<Size> "that's not fair" "who's op?"

<JoshDaMAn> channing

<JoshDaMAn> just go down to the dmv with your grandma

<JoshDaMAn> and if that ask what your hardship is

<JoshDaMAn> just point to her

<JoshDaMAn> but dont let her near the officers gun

<JoshDaMan> when i watch rugby i really dont pay attention to the score

<JoshDaMan> me and my brother score on who hurt the other team more

<JoshDaMan> then they call him back "hello" "just let your soooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuullllllllll glow"

<JoshDaMan> hes like cant we have one sport to ourself withouth the black ppl taking it

<JoshDaMan> hes like were gonna have snoop dog sing for the opening for the daytona 500

<JoshDaMan> and queen latifa is gonna wave the flag

<i_amm_a_chick> lol, chandler wanted me to rewind the dvd. i told him they didn't need to be rewound. he insisted that they did.

<JoshDaMan> you gotta take it out

<JoshDaMan> and spin it around

<JoshDaMan> duh

<JoshDaMan> man only a child could think of rewinding a dvd

<JoshDaMan> or someone who is really really stoned

<zooks> satan wants to ravage your arteries.

<zooks> man he's a tricky devil.

<zooks> pun intended.

<JoshDaMan> you should show up on the new jersey border

<JoshDaMan> with a bunch of nordic guys

<JoshDaMan> and fight to free dairy queen

<JoshDaMan> frrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeedom

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> i'm a scotsman

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> i'll call my clan

<JoshDaMan> meh scottish will work too

<JoshDaMan> nordic guys just make better entrances

<JoshDaMan> on there ships of death

<JoshDaMan> heck im irish

<JoshDaMan> we just stumble in drunk

<JoshDaMan> or river dance in

<JoshDaMan> but thats not to intimidating

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> no, it sure isn't

<JoshDaMan> well...i guess

<JoshDaMan> there isnt something much more frightening than gay men doing syncronized dance moves

<SizeWatchingRugby> anyone want an update on the rugby game?

<JoshDaMan> was anyone killed

<JoshDaMan> and/or seriously injured

*Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac shoots everyone twice except lars and sees lars complain that everyone else got more bullets than him

<JoshDaMan> i dont care if they raped a flock of penguins antartica

<JoshDaMan> as longs as they aint singing about it

<JoshDaMan> im fine with it

<SizeWatchingRugby> well

<SizeWatchingRugby> they prolly would

<SizeWatchingRugby> it is metallica

<SizeWatchingRugby> "hey man it's metal to rape penguins" "really lars?" "yea then we'll sue them for being in antarctica"

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> well, if you ever get famous, just know, i'll be sitting home on my computer pirating your stuff

<JoshDaMan> "what happened to your last drummer" "he...uh...he exploded onstage"

<BobtheEvilPixie> Parcheezy!

<i_amm_a_chick> i've never played that before

<BobtheEvilPixie> I don't even know what that IS.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Cheffieo

<chefboy> bobnamednotbobieo

<JoshDaMan> me and this girl are arguing about clear and wether its a color or not

<JoshDaMan> OrangEfunKheaD3: was ur fav color

<JoshDaMan> JoshHignos: black

<JoshDaMan> OrangEfunKheaD3: mines clear

<JoshDaMan> JoshHignos: hehe

<JoshDaMan> JoshHignos: thats not a color

<JoshDaMan> JoshHignos: you cant pick up a crayon and color clear

<JoshDaMan> JoshHignos: whoa

<JoshDaMan> OrangEfunKheaD3: what?

<JoshDaMan> JoshHignos: that would be one sweet crayon

<JoshDaMan> OrangEfunKheaD3: i kno

<aiden> glass isn't a colour, it's a substance

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> so if i snorted glass it'd be substance abuse?

<MalikSama> hey, chefboy, a/s/l, plz

<aiden> no asling it's against the law

<MalikSama> uh huh

<MalikSama> -_-

<aiden> it is

<MalikSama> new rule?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i boot for ASL

<chefboy> 40/sure/ca

<ChopChopMasterOnion> 78/f/anywhere you want me baby

<BobtheEvilPixie> That's my line!

<aiden> unknown/unknown/unknown

<JoshDaMan> yote/gog/lal

<JoshDaMan> years on this earth/guy or girl/lattitude and longitude

<ChopChopMasterOnion> the only way the question "ASL?" counts as a question is asking if someone speaks American Sign Language

<BobtheEvilPixie> *moves his hands in strange patterns*

<BobtheEvilPixie> Did you understand that?

<BobtheEvilPixie> *gives a widely recognized hand gesture*

<BobtheEvilPixie> That one, maybe?

<buenokid> love?

<buenokid> rock on?

<BobtheEvilPixie> Yes Blaine.  Love.

<BobtheEvilPixie> *random screaming*

<BobtheEvilPixie> I just thought of a absolutely horrible pun.

<BobtheEvilPixie> 'You know... today, I had a revelation.  I guess you could say I saw the 'l337 at the end of the tunnel.'

<BobtheEvilPixie> Like I said... it was horrible.

<MalikSama> bi-- nvm

<MalikSama> -_-

<AKChicky13> were u gonna type something that rhymed with witch?

<BobtheEvilPixie> Stitch!

<BobtheEvilPixie> Fitch!

<JoshDaMan> i do weigh as much as at least 2 supermodels

<JoshDaMan> cause i just ate 2

<JoshDaMan> it was kinda like chicken

<JoshDaMan> only less meat

<ChopChopMasterOnion> its a mexican standoff

<ChopChopMasterOnion> only we aint got no Mexicans

<JoshDaMan> bye everyone except the hobo in the corner

<JoshDaMan> he scares me

<BobtheEvilPixie> Stop Johnny... had to put that quote on there. :P

<BobtheEvilPixie> *Stupid

<i_amm_a_chick> Jonny*

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> hmmm isn't disrespecting an op a kickable offense?

<chefboy> i hate you ops! *disrespects*

<BobtheEvilPixie> *mutter*

* BobtheEvilPixie is dessrepecin, yo.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Crap.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Actually, I've only heard one song so, I have no opinion on them.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I didn't care for what I heard tho.

<BobtheEvilPixie> If you're gay.

<AKChicky13> justin, who told you?!

<zooks> you kids are precious *pats you all on the head belittlingly*

<BobtheEvilPixie> Nothing's worse than having to explain to a guy why guys don't wear sweatpants or windpants in high school.

<chefboy> im lost

<AKChicky13> me too

<BobtheEvilPixie> That's a good thing then.  Must be an area only deal.

<zooks> uncultured swine.

<Anti_Social> Nope.

* ChopChopMasterOnion is uncultured swine

<Anti_Social> You're Canadian.  No right to speak.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i'm proletariat, too

* Anti_Social is smoked swine.

<aiden> justin, you're swine. no right to speak.

<zooks> justin, i'll have none of your bourgeoisie backtalk! hehehe...

*AKChicky13 stops smoking

<Anti_Social> Don't speak french to me, uncultured snail.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> real proletarians speak English or German

<ChopChopMasterOnion> or chinese, actually

<ChopChopMasterOnion> but the chinese are weak fools! slaves!

<zooks> mais la belle langue est ton ami, monsieur justin.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> ah! the language of pigs

<Anti_Social> *snicker*

<zooks> silence, filthy pigdog.

<Anti_Social> Filthy AMERICAN pigdog!  Get it right!

<zooks> that's WORSE.

<Anti_Social> I'm Irish.  I will SO get drunk and wipe the floor with your butt.  After I beat you nearly to death with a bar stool.

<zooks> i'm dutch. beware our tempers.

<zooks> *smiles sweetly*

<Anti_Social> And your shoes.

<zooks> yeah

<Anti_Social> PFft.  Wood Nikes.  Honestly.

<zooks> don't make me bean you with a wooden shoe, bean.

<i_amm_a_chick> oooh last name!

<Anti_Social> Oooh.  Aren't we Witty.

<kalashnikov> something in english would be nice

<ChopChopMasterOnion> um...tempura

<ChopChopMasterOnion> oh.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> Nigel

<kalashnikov> that's a guys name

<ChopChopMasterOnion> Nigelia

<ChopChopMasterOnion> um.  Corset

<buenokid> mmmm corsets

<kalashnikov> nah

<buenokid> i love the feel of ribs cracking

<buenokid> what if we used lemonade for everything that water is used for?  showered, bathed, swam, cooked with, was in the mother's womb (along with all that fulid).  what if it had been this way since the beginning of time?  would water taste the same...would lemonade?

<Anti_Social> Shower with lemonade?  Dude.... sticky.

<Anti_Social> Also, our bodies would be made up of 90%... lemonade.

<zooks|playinpool> i say... crush their spirits!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i say crush France

<ChristDudeFIF> no no no, you got it all wrong, its a penguin's guide to bedroom blitzing

<i_amm_a_chick> i'm confused now

<Amberly> i helped my sister with something and there was alot for me to read

<ChristDudeFIF> yeah, I know what you mean

<ChristDudeFIF> its so hard these days

<ChristDudeFIF> to just read

<ChristDudeFIF> I dont know the last I was able to read

<ChristDudeFIF> it was such a long time ago

<ChristDudeFIF> I think it was back in September of 98

<ChristDudeFIF> I was in the libary

<ChristDudeFIF> it was a Monday

<ChristDudeFIF> I picked of the book.......Perks of Being A Wall Flower.......I'm not even sure if that book was out yet

<ChristDudeFIF> but I was reading it all right

<ChristDudeFIF> and then I died

<ChopChopMasterOnion> in september...you turn OLD!

<i_amm_a_chick> yes, old... all 16 years of me...

<Amberly> i gotta go

<ChristDudeFIF> have fun

<ChristDudeFIF> dont fall in

<Amberly> my sis needs to check her e-mail

<ChristDudeFIF> they always do

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<GoMelbyStorm> ok that's it

<GoMelbyStorm> no noob language

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChopChopMasterOnion> thats right.  if you must speak l33t, no w00ting.

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t w00t

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i think we need a new policy

<ChopChopMasterOnion> w00t = b00t

<ChristDudeFIF> yeah I know, I totally agree

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> sorry I'm working on it

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> so when does that w00t party begin w00t w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> I'm curious w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> sorry its like a nervous twitch w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> you shut up

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00tw

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> gaahhh somebody stop it

<ChristDudeFIF> I cant control it

<ChristDudeFIF> its taking over!!!!!

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChopChopMasterOnion> b00t!

<ChristDudeFIF> wait

<ChristDudeFIF> I might have it under control

<ChristDudeFIF> nope I dont

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<ChristDudeFIF> alright, I think its done this time

<ChopChopMasterOnion> flooding + w00ting = bootable

<ChristDudeFIF> w00t

<josepi>  what every one up to

<ChristDudeFIF> w00ting

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." - Churchill's reply to Lady Astor

<buenokid> for some reason i cant power clean much

<buenokid> i hate that lift anyways

* JoshMan hands blaine some orange glow

<JoshMan> here now go power clean the kitchen floor for me

<buenokid> aight

<buenokid> for a second i thought you meant ultimate orange

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> mr.clean is scary

<JoshMan> i think hes gay

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> he looks it

<JoshMan> you never quite know these days

<JoshMan> i think him and the mc donalds clow are lovers

<JoshMan> *clown

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> or are "close" friends

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> 5 metroids just gang raped a space pirate

<JoshMan> my desktop is currently the satanic care bear

<JoshMan> my friend makes pictures of strange care bears'

<JoshMan> he has the middle finger bear

<JoshMan> the drug dealing bear

<JoshMan> the satanic bear and the mack daddy bear

<JoshMan> its hillarious seeing a care bear in a pimp hat with gold chains and a cane

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> i almost hit some elder guy last night

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> his fault for being on the side walk

<aiden> negative points for you, shayne... you need to work on your aim!

<i_amm_a_chick> almost? that would have been 20 points!! think before you act, man... honest!

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> sorry i'll try harder next time

<MariaConchita> Hey did you guys know that Amy Grant was found dead in her home today and Vince Gill is missing?

<i_amm_a_chick> really now

<aiden> where'd you hear this?

<MariaConchita> It was on TBN this morning

<SizeWatchingMelbyStorm> wow there is a god

<SizeWatchingMelbyStorm> i mean that's terrible

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> lol one of those flying pirate flew himself into a wall ~shakes his head~ i don't even need to shoot anymore

<aiden> I hate those flying pirates

<aiden> I've killed a lot of people in rollercoaster tycoon >=)

<ali> haha! i dont THINK that's what you're supposed to do....

<buenokid> no it isnt

<aiden> you can drown 'em in lakes.. it's fun =D

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> so did i, oops i forgot to attach a piece of the coaster 0>;]

<SizeWatchingMelbyStorm> that's what they get for riding a coaster called "gateway to hell"

<aiden> there's one ride, I don't know what it's called, but I have one that's like, a few hundred feet high.. if I adjusted it a little, I could make the cart fly right off the tracks, killing more people.. lol

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> i would totally call it "gateway to hell"-ur going to hell the hard way a,k,a the pavement

<JoshMan> or make a coaster call the transgender

<JoshMan> that goes so fast

<JoshMan> itlll make you change genders

<JoshMan> if ya know what i mean

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> why are there so many metroids in this game now ~ran away~

<JoshMan> maybe they wanna rape you

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> maybe

<i_amm_a_chick> that wangeroo freak im'ed me asking if i have a webcam yet. dah.

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> he gettin his legs broken too

<JoshMan> no with a name like wangeroo

<JoshMan> were gonna castrate him with a rustey butcher knife

<d00m3d|metroidpriming> agreed

<buenokid> ouch....

* buenokid pulls out his old meat cleaver

<JoshMan> well make sure to dull it alot