<JoshMan> and jump out at little kids

<JoshMan> rawr gimme your tickets!!!!

<i_amm_a_chick> hehe

<JoshMan> or start a chuck e cheese ticket mafia

<JoshMan> make some money on tha side

<okto>  ey...you wanna gedda de tickets?

<okto> you hafta woik wit da famuhly.

<okto> now you plays us wroamg...and my cousin chuck e isa gonna have some woids witcha.

<JoshMan> The #1647 - Kuykendahl & Louetta location of Boston Market you applied to is approximately 0.0 miles from your primary address. Are you willing to travel this distance to work?

<JoshMan> i dont think im willing to travel that far

<i_amm_a_chick> lol

<JoshMan> its too long of a drive

<ChopChopMasterOnion> there's no way i'd drive that distance to work

<ChopChopMasterOnion> and parking would be a nightmare

<JoshMan> it would take me about 3 or 4 minutes to drive there

<JoshMan> its right outside my subdivision

<ChopChopMasterOnion> to drive 0.0 miles?  what do you drive, Power Wheels?

<okto> josh is addicted to his car, remember this

<JoshMan> i am nt

<JoshMan> *not

*JoshMan snorts a line of his car

<okto> a line *OF* his car>?

<okto> wow

* JoshMan rolls up a focus fatty

<okto> how does it fit thru the rolled-up benjy?

<i_amm_a_chick> he wanted to even before his bike seat got stolen

<JoshMan> why would someone steal a bike seat

<i_amm_a_dude> hrm

<JoshMan> maybe some perv who like smellin ppls butts

<JoshMan> wait yours is blue

<JoshMan> then i just sniffe

<JoshMan> d

<i_amm_a_chick> my dad's bike

<JoshMan> ewww your dads

<JoshMan> ahhhhh

* JoshMan squirts soap in water in his nose

<JoshMan> i am uncleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean

*YourMom is josh

<YourMom> man

<i_amm_a_chick> haha

<YourMom> that sounded wrong

<i_amm_a_chick> yeah

* YourMom is a man named josh

<alphabetsoup> that's worse

*YourMom no worky

* i_amm_a_dude wishes he knew what was being sung on this song... but nooo, there's no decent swedish translators anywheres...

<Kirbyman> Curt: I think the lyrics mean "We are going to kill all the puppies and kittens!", basically.

<Josh|kindahere> ill be there in 30 minutes

<okto> so, um, shes gonna go watch her bro in the shower?

* Josh|kindahere hops in the car and drives off

<Josh|kindahere> i mean just to record the audio

<i_amm_a_chick> sure

<Josh|kindahere> ok you got me

<aiden> how can you record audio with a CAMERA? =P

<Josh|kindahere> i want your brother

<Josh|kindahere> hard core

<Josh|kindahere> hes such a hottie

<Josh|kindahere> i also have a quacking fetish

<Josh|kindahere> one time when i was attacked by a group of ducks when i was little

<Josh|kindahere> scarred me for life

<Penny> Don't let your best friend trick you into thinking you're a truck .

<JoshDaMan> *subliminal message* channing you willllllllllll freeeeee thheeeeeeee annniiiiiiimaaaaaallllllssssssss frrrrrrrrrrrooooooooommmmmmmmm thhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeee zooooooooooooooo

<JoshDaMan> i dont like flirting either

<JoshDaMan> i just go strait to makeout

<JoshDaMan> your moms the man

<chefboy> he looks like an ugly woman

<JoshDaMan> ya know what would be the greatest joke

<JoshDaMan> pick a prostitute and go back to your place

<JoshDaMan> and have like barney sheets on the bed

<ChopChopMasterOnion> there is a very thin line between art and crap

<ChopChopMasterOnion> translation: yay for skinny dipping!

<aiden> hell, I'd streak down the middle of main street at noon for 10 billion

<okto> id do it on national TV

<okto> 10 bil is a LOT of freaking money

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i'd sure skinny dip for $10 billion

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i'd do it for like $50

<ChopChopMasterOnion> some days i'd do it for a can of ice cold coke

<Blaze> ...

<Blaze> blah

<Blaze> bla

<Blaze> bnlah

<okto> bnlah. noice

<okto> i agree totally

<okto> in fact....bnlah't fgah uijke k'keijlow

<okto> now dont EVEN tell me you dont think so...i mean, seriously

<BobtheEvilPixie> Hehe.  It's nice to be loved.  I mean, as much as being refered to as a rack is endearing...

<okto> i think tis very endearing

<okto> you dont?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> well, everyone likes racks and everyone likes bob

<okto> i mean, how much closer to someone's heart can you get w/o cracking their chest?

<BobtheEvilPixie> Does everyone like a rack on bob then?

<okto> NO.

<okto> yeah, your hubsand might not think that was the greatest if you traded it for gum.

<okto> i would ask for sharage...but unattached form their owner, breasts lose a LOT in attractiveness

* okto $! +3h 133+

<i_amm_a_chick> lol

<buenokid> si

<buenokid> hmmm that doesnt make senseeroeorors

<okto> is, man!

<okto> is!

<okto> $!

<okto> l33+ $! f100!d

<buenokid> is?

<buenokid> why is $! is?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> its yes for l33t mexicans

<ChopChopMasterOnion> oh no...now they wont send gifts next time we get married.  damn.

<i_amm_a_chick> heh... sounds like my grandma.... she's 76.... 3 heartattacks... we like to call her Satan... though not to her face

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i'd call her that to her face

<ChopChopMasterOnion> unless she had a rockin' inheritance coming my way

<i_amm_a_chick> lol... nope, but she can make your life a living heck... that's one of the reasons the name fits so well

<ChopChopMasterOnion> hiss at her and wave crosses

* JoshMan busts out the old school head phones

<JoshMan> they make me look like princess leah

<i_amm_a_chick> lol, and now he's vacuuming it to death

<JoshMan> heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*suction*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*suction*lp

<JoshMan> man talk about a bad hair day

<ChopChopMasterOnion> shiningstar has gotta p

<zooks> I'm going to name my first son Tuberculosis Desmond Nicotino Roger Aspertame Windowdressing XIV, Esquire.

*Melosh plays with his tassle

<disturbed-engel> estrogen.... oktos on chick pills??

* i_amm_a_dude just got laggage

<okto> its like luggage

<okto> only it carries text

<okto> instead of clothes

* spacerobot6 clutches his crack pipe tightly

<spacerobot6> they can't take you away, it's gonna be ok

<spacerobot6> then again i'm on crack

<ChopChopMasterOnion> not this hippie "i'm ok you're ok" crap again

<Koketa> engel, r u a mexican guy?. . . - (not racist, just want to know)

<benjaminX> LOL

<JoetheMalevolentPirate> rofl

<i_amm_a_chick> LOL

<disturbed-engel> YES!!

<i_amm_a_chick> nobody ith thpeaking

* aiden pokes everybody with a stick

* i_amm_a_chick rolls Totaled over

<i_amm_a_chick> no pulse

<i_amm_a_chick> i think he's gone

* aiden pulls out the defribulator

<i_amm_a_chick> lol, that's such a cool word

<aiden> heh

<aiden> yea

<aiden> I wanna know who named it that

<i_amm_a_chick> yeah, really

<aiden> I would give them a trophy

<aiden> AND buy them a pizza

<Size> caffiene is of satan

<ChopChopMasterOnion> if so, caffeine is the one thing Satan did right

<ChopChopMasterOnion> we have real mexicans everywhere

<aimers> so do i

<aimers> cuz they honk or whistle at me and try to hit on me cuz i have big knockers

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i hate when i have to wear make up and a dress

* buenokid wears dresses occasionally but no makeup

*ChopChopMasterOnion is with blaine on this one

* buenokid looks in the closet at his selection of dresses

<ChopChopMasterOnion> whatcha got, blaine?

<buenokid> oooo some low cut stuff... my chest would show... eep!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> you should really get a better bra for that, blaine

<ChopChopMasterOnion> something to lift and seperate

<buenokid> a nice floral print dress too

<ChopChopMasterOnion> you really need something nice for swing dancing, blaine

<ChopChopMasterOnion> something that flows with the music

<buenokid> what do you recommend

<ChopChopMasterOnion> something vintage

<ChopChopMasterOnion> polka dots

<buenokid> they make me look really fat though

<buenokid> do you have a solution to this?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> corset, of course

<buenokid> if i can fit that around my keg here we might be i nluck

<ChopChopMasterOnion> not all at once...you gotta wear into it

<buenokid> ok whew

<JamesBondLQ> i think i relized y i kept going back to the cathloic school

<SpottedDick> why

<JamesBondLQ> becauase of the kids

<SpottedDick> are you in love with the nuns you wanted to give a gift to?

<SpottedDick> ah

<SpottedDick> i thought you realized it was the kids a long time ago

<Size> she pays for everything but she doesn't put out?

<Size> that's kind of a rip off ain't it?

<Size> i mean uhhh straight edge all the way!

<jadedbliss> marriage is great you are guarenteed  sex 24/7

<buenokid> go around shoot people up

<buenokid> get money

<buenokid> blah blah blah

<buenokid> oooooo my bro stole the projector from his work one day and used it

<buenokid> it was tizight!

<okto> josh, youre pretty much at the limit of "josh doesnt need a muzzle yet"

<JoshMan> hehe

<aiden> he is..? I thought he crossed that line

* JoshMan is to the limit

<JoshMan> everybody to the limit

<okto> its a fuzzy line

<okto> its still messed up to boil a toad

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> hey there's a nick, Jesus_the_Homicidal_Maniac

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> that one would throw people off wouldn't it

<okto|doing_other_stuff> shh.

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> drop it.

<okto|doing_other_stuff> just let it die.

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> now

<buenokid> ahhhh dropping 300ft at 80 degrees is the true essence of bliss

<buenokid> going 92 mph

<JoshMan> thats more like the true essence of josh wetting his pants

<i_amm_a_chick> i haven't gone on the tornado before, only because by the time i was willing to actually ride rides... it was shut down because of unstability

<ChopChopMasterOnion> yeah...i wanted to ride ronald reagan once but they wouldn't let me due to unstability

<JoshMan> it gets stuck like 10 times each day

<i_amm_a_chick> well, it doesn't run anymore

<i_amm_a_chick> they have it shut down

<JoshMan> i havent been to astroworld in years

<ChopChopMasterOnion> who designed it, microsoft?

<buenokid> it got sold didnt it

<buenokid> to marine world

<okto> prolly, pete

<okto> its Tornado95

<buenokid> no not microsoft

<okto> they mustve done the software for its controller

<okto> embedded CE or somthin

<ChopChopMasterOnion> if it dies 10 times a day surely Bill Gates had a hand in it

<i_amm_a_chick> well, street hobos wouldn't have a computer at all

<DesertFox> not true

<DesertFox> you've never been to the silicon valley

<DesertFox> with their little "will code for food" signs

<okto|1200itizing> uaueaueuaueuaeuaueuaeu

<okto|1200itizing> *is being shaked*

<benjaminX> you know what they say about girls with big feet

<i_amm_a_chick> no i don't....

<benjaminX> actually i have no clue what they say about girls with big feet

<benjaminX> :D

<icecreamkid> no NEW TOPIC

<benjaminX> thats right, no NEW TOPIC!!!

<flowerfrenzy> the toad drank too much one night.

<icecreamkid> lol you could say that chris

<i_amm_a_chick> lol!

<benjaminX> and let it go on blaines best shirt when he picked it up?

<benjaminX> thats nasty when they do that

<benjaminX> i never grab toads anymore

<benjaminX> because of that possibility lol

<lollipopkid> bah get to work chinese slaves

<lollipopkid> im going to wonder for the rest of my life why i thought chinese slaves

* JoshDaBack thinks they should make The Winchells instead of The Osbournes

<JoshDaBack> channings life sounds 10 times more interesting than ozzy's

<i_amm_a_chick> haha

<i_amm_a_dude> no kidding

<JoshDaBack> why have a drugged out rocker

<i_amm_a_chick> as long as *i* don't have to be in it, sounds fine by me

<JoshDaBack> when you can have a grandma with a gun

<JoshDaBack> note to self: if taking channing to a concert avoid the grandma and duck and diveroll to avoid being shot

<JoshDaBack> there like josh you need to get out more

<JoshDaBack> i would if i didnt have to write a 2 page paper every time i have to go to my friends house

<JoshDaBack> like im coordinating some NASA launch

<JoshDaBack> for the love of spam im just crossing the street

<Andy> does any1 ever run about the house naked after schools when no1 is in your house screaming at the top or your voice... or is it just me?

<JoshDaMAn> have you ever had that feeling where your arms arent a part of your body

<JoshDaMAn> and you think there gonna fall off

<Left_Hash> yeah when im trippin on acid

* Goddess_shybaby (toast@IRChat-30364440.gt.rr.com) has left #fiveironfrenzy

<Size> screw you!

<Size> nazi

<Left_Hash> so cut up some paper and sell it to people who want LSD, bam you make money and then get shot like there was no tomorrow when they find out you sold them fake LSD and they ate paper instead

<Left_Hash> how are you becoming dumb... the only way i see this happening is if you are hitting up the model glue in the cupboard but that aint happening i bet

<Left_Hash> oh and my name has nothing to do with drugs just to let you know

<emilami> k... im a chick so i know this... k... garter is like what they throw at the weddings

<emilami> the little elastic things that go around the leg

<okto> yeah

<CuteLittleKid> that the guy takes off with his teeth

<emilami> garter belt is something that goes around the waist that has hooks on it

<JoshDaMan> rofl

<okto> but that's not really a garter

<emilami> to hold up stockings

<okto> heck yeah he does!

<okto> i plan to anyway...

<disturbed-engel> my sister surprisedmy bro in law with a flurencent orange garter

<disturbed-engel> it was uugggglllyyy

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i'm repainting thte garage and i wanted to find out if latex would bond to stucco

<ChopChopMasterOnion> so i'm going to do a search for, oh, i don't konw...latex bondage.

<benjaminX> man being a flight attendant would be a great job

<benjaminX> except for the being gay part

<AKChicky13> i saw a gay guy the other day

<AKChicky13> he looked at me like i was straight

<AKChicky13> it was sorta weird

<zooks> one-track minded guys REALLY piss me off.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> you mean the ones that think only of cars?

<benjaminX> what

<benjaminX> he just said 'trans am"

<JoshMan> channing loosens her watch a few notches when she feels like lettin loose

<ChopChopMasterOnion> its really not that bad...see? *Sucks on justin's tongue*

<ChopChopMasterOnion> *gags*

<zooks> peter.. that was very disturbing

<ChopChopMasterOnion> what have you been eating, man?  gym socks?

<BobtheEvilPixie> Yeah.  I feel like you just raped my mouth.

<BobtheEvilPixie> So, there's this girl in church I've become progressibely better and better friends with.  She's very pretty too, and I like her.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> you need a bigger bustline, bob

<okto> aw, damn, still the lingerie chat

<okto> *tunes out*

<benjaminX|around> i have one thing to say before i disssapppear

<benjaminX|around> babydolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<emilami> and yet im like "dude... i love you"

<BobtheEvilPixie> Amy, you're forgetting you're married to a hottie.  Rawr.

<spacerobot6> "i wanna big tough chick with gold teeth and corn-rows, the kinda girl that'll get my back in a fight"

<AKChicky13> *sits on a cough, next to a fire, curls up in a blankie, and listens to Justin*

* ChopChopMasterOnion sits by a different cough, one with less germs

*ChopChopMasterOnion replaces his cough with a couch

<BobtheEvilPixie> *takes out his voodoo doll, pokes the keyboard attached to their arms, then puts it back in his pocket*

<spacerobot6> i luff teh chanchan, she doesn't seem like a texan

<spacerobot6> she should be from pennsylvania or where ever the amish people live

<i_amm_a_dude> heh... our chorus director is ex-amish *shrug*

<spacerobot6> was he just like "screw you guys, i'm getting a t.v."?

<BobtheEvilPixie> Wouldn't it suck if there were two animals of a species left, opposite sexes, and one of them were gay?

<okto> um, yes.

<okto> it'd suck even more if one of them didnt like zao.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I will call myself a Red Nexican!

<i_amm_a_chick> i'm going to run up and down the mall one day and ask if people want to join my race... and i could have a sandwich board that says "WHAFRICASPANICS PWN J00"

<emilami> so that they can make parents think its okay for girls want to have sex with those guys because they are Christians

<ThatEvilPixie|SongWriting> Dude... that's why I like Backstreet Boys...

<ThatEvilPixie|SongWriting> Okay, that was SO a joke.

<ThatEvilPixie|SongWriting> Romeo:  Yo my b***h, let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> so justin, you have that mp3 too

<AlienBobIsMyHero> my birthdays in 2 weeks :-O

<ThatEvilPixie|SongWriting> I could write you a song... I call it:  "Happy Birthday."

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> i brought my pogo stick so i could show her a trick, she had so many friends!

<buenokid|laughz> BYE KIM

* JoshMan puts a kim outfit on and says bye to blaine

<buenokid|laughz> thanks joshkim

<AlienBobIsMyHero> i never said he was insulting me, i just wanted to know why he wanted to know that

<JoshMan> maybe he wants to wear makeup

<okto> i bet thats it

<JoshMan> and his parents wont let him till hes older

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> i wanna wear make up\

<okto> and he wanted to know if he was old enuff

<JoshMan> and he wants feedback and examples

<buenokid|laughz> i look really good with my low cut dress on

<buenokid|laughz> it really shows off my hairy chest

<ChopChopMasterOnion> buenokid's got a great rack for a guy

<buenokid|laughz> hey i took your advice about the polka dots

<buenokid|laughz> they sure look nice

<StewBlew> PI ARE SQUARED!!!

<StewBlew> *FLIES*

<okto> channing moving to the boob!

<Wimp-Lo> ah! try my face to fist style!

<benjaminX> you took a picture of your toads getting it on?!?!?

<benjaminX> :O

<benjaminX> a friend coming in?

<Elizabeth_Bathory> and i got a party later at night

<benjaminX> sounds fishy...

<Elizabeth_Bathory> and sumthin else in the morning

<Elizabeth_Bathory> lol

<Elizabeth_Bathory> soo busy

<benjaminX> *raised eyebrow*

<Elizabeth_Bathory> wat?

<Elizabeth_Bathory> lol

<benjaminX> be SAFE kim!

<benjaminX> ahhhhhhh my heart

<benjaminX> wait thats the wrong side of my chest

<benjaminX> wahts on the opposite side

<SoupNazi> -=[(b)(e)(n)(j)(a)(m)(i)(n)(X)]=- don't diss the illini, or else, NO SOUP FOR YOU

<benjaminX> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* benjaminX Happy-O-meter

* benjaminX ===> After SoupNazi arrived

* benjaminX 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

*benjaminX ===================>* Before SoupNazi arrived

<buenokid|laughz> hey channing look a nazi!!!

<buenokid|laughz> kill him...

<i_amm_a_chick> DIIIIIE NAZIS

<buenokid|laughz> haha

<i_amm_a_chick> wait... i think it's a different kind of nazi, if i'm not mistaken

<SoupNazi> no soup for you . .

<SoupNazi> next

<buenokid|laughz> in manical voice... "get to work chinese slaves!!!!!!!!!"

<benjaminX> i thought you meant the room

<benjaminX> i was gonna spread the latest rumour,

<benjaminX> that jeremy left because he had sars

<treehousesmurf63> i thought it was west nile

<benjaminX> no, its sars

* JoshMan is only here to pick up young girls......sometimes boys

<okto|vid_editing> JoshMan: youre doing a remarkably bad job of it

<JoshMan> i know

<JoshMan> im only getting 50 year old guys

<JoshMan> but its all good

<spacerobot6> okto can i call you orko? like that weird dude from he-man

<spacerobot6> he was cool

<okto|vid_editing> niloc: NO.

<spacerobot6> ok orko

<BobtheEvilPixie> Okay, I'm making a sheet.

<BobtheEvilPixie> "Sign here if you've sucked my tongue."

<BobtheEvilPixie> I should get a poster of the male anatomy, and put little attached forms for each pointed out body part.  So, if people want, they can just sign out an arm or something.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Sign here to check out my abs:

<BobtheEvilPixie> (ooohh... double meaning!)

<BobtheEvilPixie> Meh?  MEH?  *rimshot*

<i_amm_a_chick> "Justin.... erm.... could i borrow your arm for a week or so?" "Yeah, just sign here real quick"

<BobtheEvilPixie> "Sure Channing, you can borrow my arm.  SOMEBODY GET A HACKSAW!"

<BobtheEvilPixie> Oh, and I'm reserving my bum for Drea.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Laura can have my right thigh.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> kinky, bob

<i_amm_a_chick> *pulls out a female anatomy poster minus the bust* ok, who wants what?

* ChopChopMasterOnion signs the hole

<ChopChopMasterOnion> (where the bust used to be)

<BobtheEvilPixie> woah.... woah.... nice save Onion.

<BobtheEvilPixie> I'll take the feet.  *looks at the strange glances*  What?  I like feet.

<disturbed-engel> feet fettish eh?

<zooks> i was thinking of adding on a new segment to my site...

<zooks> all about "2Fast, 2Furious"

<zooks> and saying how crappy it is.

<zooks> I even took a screen shot of an ad for it from my Yahoo!Mail.

<BobtheEvilPixie> "2 Fast, 2 Furious, WAY 2 freaking gay!"

<zooks> No, I was thinking of calling it "2Soon, 2Pointless"

<ChopChopMasterOnion> sounds like a vin diesel porn site

<BobtheEvilPixie> I am the epitamy of pasty white boy.

<DanAgain> if i wanted a tanned chick, i'd get a hebrew slave

<BobtheEvilPixie> If I wanted a tan chick, I'd get a mail-order-bride from Africa.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Onion... why do you speak sometimes? :P

<BobtheEvilPixie> Dude, for the honeymoon, I am SO bringing a whip.  Not for the wife, it's so I can smack around the room service guys.

<zooks> channing.. i can't help but think of a sauna when you mention your wardrobe

<disturbed-engel> i want fluffy handcuffs on ma honeymoon, justin u wnat chicks in layers of tee shirts,,, tee shirts for crying out loud! u dont have any challenge!

<BobtheEvilPixie> Well Karen, you could hide like a bag of skittles in between the layers of t-shirts somewhere.

<ChopChopMasterOnion> come on bob...at least bring a can of whipped cream with you.  or something.  or two...you can have a whipped cream fight and make the hotel clean it up

<BobtheEvilPixie> Nah.  I'd use it for a midnight snack.  But if she touches my can of whipped cream, she is SO sleeping on the couch!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> oo...i could have a lot of fun in a supermarket aisle

<ChopChopMasterOnion> and as we run out of the store, i hear "cleanup on aisle 6"

<ChopChopMasterOnion> on the PA

<okto> "packing tape and a 24 pack of condoms" is the first thing i see when i come back...

<ChopChopMasterOnion> at that point you can compare racks, bob...yours and karens

<disturbed-engel> go get a russian bride or something justin :P:

<disturbed-engel> i hear they take visa now

<BobtheEvilPixie> Unless you're a guy that already sings in soprano.  Give him a little kick, and he's like pet whistle kind of high voice.

<BobtheEvilPixie> Fa la, la la la la, fa la la la la *kick* llLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

<disturbed-engel> the girl at kfc here sounds like a rat crawled into her pants LOL shes all high and squealy

<beagan_with_the_choc_already> "we 3 beans of merry on high, selling ladies underwear, so elastic, so fantastic, selling underwear... OH OH!!!! "

<spacerobot6> oh, mini corndogs, i love you so

* spacerobot6 gives everyone mini corndogs

<spacerobot6> nothing says i love you like mini corndogs

<BobtheEvilPixie> Hey Karen?  Will you marry me yet?

<buenokid> what did soupnazi say last night... you know you are probably a redneck texan if you have half a tractor buried next to your driveway?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> here lies tractor, R.I.P.

<buenokid> i have remorse... have you not learned anything

<buenokid> the sheer thought brought tears to my eyes a few nights ago

<buenokid> well almost that is...

<ChopChopMasterOnion> ooo...sheer thoughts

<chefboy> like the band-aid?

<spacerobot6> i wanna start a gun n' roses tribute band, who's in?

<spacerobot6> i'm gonna sing. i don't quite have axl's ego but i'll work on that

*spacerobot6 thinks he's better than everyone

<spacerobot6> hey this is kinda fun

<i_amm_a_chick> "Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway." - Anon

<ChopChopMasterOnion> its true! its true!

<zooks> quite true.

<i_amm_a_chick> i know, it's very true

<JoshDaMan> i though home is where you can pass gas freely

<i_amm_a_dude> knowing that you know nothing takes more than just knowing something else *shrug*

<JoshMan> so......

<AKChicky13> *is confused with Curt's conclusion*

<ChopChopMasterOnion> ich bin ein Auslander!

<benjaminX> !??!?!??!

<benjaminX> No undeseteraand! speak englisss!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> nein!

<willem> YMCA?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> its fun to stay at the

<ChopChopMasterOnion> Y! M! C! A!

<William> I LOVE YOU LAURA

<William> I WANT TO HAVE YOUR KIDSS!!!111

<okto> William: she's tooken :P

<William> ugh

<i_amm_a_chick> yeah

<zooks|cleaning> ...

<William> I LOVE YOU CHANNING

<William> I WANT TO HAVE YOUR KIDSS!!!111

<i_amm_a_chick> oh man

<i_amm_a_chick> *shakes head*

<JoshMan> william i want your body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<zooks> ...will wants to have my babies? o.O

<William> erm

<William> sicko

<okto> lauras~!

<okto> who wouldnt?

<zooks> what are you guys... seahorses?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> no...channing's

<ChopChopMasterOnion> just like every other unattatched guy in the room

<okto> *seahorses around*

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<Size> queer!

<TrueToLife> whore!

* JoshMan listens to CKY - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

<JoshMan> youd better watch out you better not cry

<JoshMan> you better now pout im tellin you why

<JoshMan> cause im gonna kill you!!!

<JoshMan> hes makin a list

<JoshMan> chekin it twice

<JoshMan> hes gonna find out whos a forker

<JoshMan> and nobodys gettin toys!!!!!

<i_amm_a_chick> i swear, i get a 92 and he's like "what's going on here?"

<JoshMan> omg

<JoshMan> i get a 92 my parents are like

<JoshMan> were havin steak tonite!!!

<ChopChopMasterOnion> i cook like a madman

<okto> as in, you cook at high speeds? :P

<okto> or you cook like a psychotic person?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> both

<okto> like, you start talkin to the food,  and then you take all your clothes off, and jump on the stove and start dancing?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> wth...that implies i was wearing clothes to begin with

<okto> and finger paint with tomato soup all over yourself?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> kinky...actually yes

<okto> !!!!!!!!!!!!!

<okto> strong sad has an ipod!

<i_amm_a_chick> intoxicate me with the way you move....

*ChopChopMasterOnion intoxicates channing with a wheelbarrow

<JoshMan> seems someone jammed 2 swiss cake rolls into the mother board

<okto> what if your youth pastor is a woman/

<okto> ?

<ChopChopMasterOnion> then somethings wrong with your church, okto

<ChopChopMasterOnion> youth ministers are suppoesd to have wives

<ChopChopMasterOnion> so if your female youth minister has a wife...

<Sil> rolf

<Sil> !

<JoshDaFeelingBetter> rollin on laughing floor?

<JoshDaFeelingBetter> the floor is alliiiiiiiive!!!

<okto> moral is: dont put girls in the trashcan when cooks of questionable womanhood are around.

<okto> if she has a mustache, its a NO GO.

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> dude! drea would be proud, i had thrice stuck in my head at work today

<okto> but thats lauras job!

<Jonny_the_Homicidal_Maniac> ...

<okto> dude, i had thrice stuck in my NOSE today!

<okto> beat that!

<aiden> my family has a "family recipe"..?

<okto> yeah

<okto> its kept with your cash and prizes.

<aiden> lol

<okto> if you catch my menaing.

<okto> *meaning

<aiden> oooh.. lol

<okto> *nods w/ "oh yeah"*

<Professor_Snape> I'm just waiting for "Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis"

<Professor_Snape> its coming...